The Hatbox Ghost Is Captured On Film!

Pay attention at around 4 minutes 29 seconds into the video, where you'll see me helping with lending a hand to the king. In fact, there I am in the preview frame, sans topper. (OK, so I'm not very tall. While I may be short in stature, I'm long on legend. Besides, I wasn't finished!)

Kurt Russell and The Osmonds — now, that's SCARY!